No More Mr Nice Guy

My New Year's Resolution was that I wasn't going to do any New Year's Resolutions.

It is same old same old each year so why set myself up for disappointment.

However, I have decided that I am going to have a resolution for 2012 and this is one I will stick to like glue.

NO MORE MR NICE GUY (or girl but it doesn't sound as tough)!!!!

That's right, no more smiling, acknowledging or even idle chit chat with people in the queue at the Woolies check out.

Not at Aldi, not Coles, just bloody Woolies.

And why is that I hear you ask????

Because I am sick and tired of people asking if they can jump the queue ahead of me because I have 7 things to purchase (that's all I can afford in one go) and they only have six.

Seriously!

I am often prone to letting people jump ahead of me in the queue if I have a trolley load, even half a trolley load, and if I am feeling particularly generous a quarter trolley load, and they only have one or two things.

But asking to go ahead of me when they only have ONE OR TWO THINGS LESS THAN ME does not make me a happy chappy.

So to all you puffer vest wearing, volvo driving, blonde hair in a pony tail, dragging Angus (I actually like the name Angus but not how they say it ) , Henrietta and little Rupert, yummy mummies, and all you pearl and pastel twin set wearing with plaid winter skirt (even in summer) matrons who look down your nose at my thong wearing feet, and all the RM Williams jeans, ralph lauren polo shirt wearing toorak tractor driving stockbroking analysts,  I say - STAY OUT OF MY WAY!

I AM NOT LETTING YOU IN FRONT OF ME EVEN IF I HAVE 500 items and you only have three.

You want to know why??????

BECAUSE THEY NEVER  EVER SAY THANK YOU


And on that note, here's to a great 2012.

Cheers

Lisa x0x

Oh - very important p.s. To all my volvo driving girlfriends, and 4wd mates, - it's not you  :)

Second important p.s. If Volvo are thinking about giving me  a car to drive so I can write witty posts about it, I ACCEPT.