But I just had to share this new story as I think it is just
It happened in the good old US of A where an 18 year old female person (just using police speak here - well it wouldn't be a female hamster would it - how could they reach the pedals) was visited by the local constabulary.
She was just minding her own business standing in the backyard in her birthday suit plus a fetching pair of cowboy boots. Not wishing to discuss any issues with them, she raced to her Jeep (I am not sure why that is relevant but I guess it sounds much more exciting than saying she raced to her Toyota Camry) and then drove off.
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| possible Getaway Car |
A police chase then ensued, with speeds of 48 kilometres per hour. Not I am not condoning speeding here in any way but really - a police chase reaching speeds of 48km per hour? Were they on roller skates?
Anyway, once the young lady person came to a stop, a lovely young police woman then raced over to the car (she must have been on a unicycle as why she had to race over to the car baffles me) and helped the young cowgirl dress (into what???) and gave her a sobriety test - gee, wonder what that entailed!
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| Right Young Lady, let's get you dressed!!!! |
Interesting that the article states that this all happened in an upper middle class neighbourhood in Texas. Oh right, so she obviously had high standards then - imagine if she was wearing just a pair of volleys!!!
And don't the fashion police say before you leave the house take one thing off - so she did! Her dress!!!
So, Horse Girl - looks like you won't be getting cowgirl boots after all, can't have you driving around in them!!!!!
Have a good day!
Lisa x0x
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